Lucy realizes that her life is not really interesting in excruciating detail, so this is her homage to brevity and LOLs.
Currently, she talks English at students in Hokkaido, Japan.
McSweeney's: A Short History of the Norse Occupation of Dublin, for Bostonians
So fuckin’ like 1200 years ago, mostah the young guys livin’ ovah in Nahway were havin’ a real tough time, just sittin’ ‘round the fahm thinkin’ tah ‘emselves, “All the good land’s already been takin’ here in Nahway, dad’s gonnah leave the fuckin’ fahm tah my oldah brothah since he’s oldah ‘en me, n’ if I don’t go n’ get myself signed up with one’ah the union guys down at the docks I’m gonnah end up livin’ the restah my life like some poor kid from Dahchestah who nevah got outtah the fuckin’ projects.” So there’s all these young Nahwegian guys hangin’ ‘round down at the docks n’ whenevah they get enough’ah ‘em, they’d put tahgethah a crew n’ then they’d just set sail on tah wherevah the fuck they felt like goin’ n’ then when they got tah whereevah the fuck it was they were goin’ they’d do some plundah’n n’ pillage’n fah awhile.
Not Bostonian enough to have the accent, but Bostonian enough to want to post all things like this for giggles.
Host: For 100 points, complete this famous saying, “Better late than…”
Blanche: Pregnant!
The Golden Girls 3x16 - Grab That Dough
(Via goodolddays, leatherpumpkin, unicornery)
My camera and the lens I want… because I just discovered this lens matching site.
Beautiful animation.
(Via Kitsune Noir)
I love this unique, letterpressed book by Ally Stoneham. The type, the cut outs, and the subtle deboss for the outlines… everything just comes together.
Realized I haven’t uploaded my Alcatraz photos… here’s a start.
