Lucy realizes that her life is not really interesting in excruciating detail, so this is her homage to brevity and LOLs.
Currently, she talks English at students in Hokkaido, Japan.
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“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”
(Via karmcity)
Oh my god! My mom really did this one year! We only had three people jump over the parkway brick wall to try and save...
My mom emailed this to me the other day.
HAHAHAHAHAH THIS is the funniest thing ever
I know what I’m doing next year :)
Greatest Christmas decorations ever.
My aunt sent this to me in an email. I love it.
I totally fell for this
this. is. genius
~Next year, Grandma, next year!
Best Xmas decoration ever!