Halloween costume ideas
Wear XXLarge clothing, and use padding to make yourself extra “hefty.” Glue or sew a small stuffed dog into the “butt crack” area. Carry a “Lost Dog” sign.
One of the many amazing ideas from the Costume Idea Zone. 95% of them involve wearing a shirt of a specific color and attaching something to yourself. Like this one:
Piece of Gum Under a Chair (or Table)
Dress in pink clothes and attach a small chair to your head. Or make a table out of cardboard, cover it with a tablecloth, attach toy dishes and food, and wear on top of your head.
My personal favorites:
Party in Your Pants
Buy a pair of 5XL sweatpants. Stretch the waistband around a hula hoop and hold them up with suspenders. Fill the open space with balloons, confetti, party favors, etc. Attach streamers to the waistband. Wear a party hat, and hand out invitations that say “you’re invited to the party in my pants.” For extra credit, hide a small speaker and a music player inside the pants and play dance music.
Stick Man (or Woman)
Wear black clothes. Attach glowsticks in a line on your arms, legs and torso to look like a glowing stick person.
Ceiling Fan
Write “Go Ceilings!” on the front of your shirt. Add other gear if you want (pom poms, big foam finger, etc.) And don’t forget to cheer!