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Friendly Atheist has the scoop on what’s sure to be a best-seller:
You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. And since they didn’t have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint… But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe). Nope, it was because of Lucifer’s testicles! Glory to God! And I won’t say a word more about it! I don’t want to ruin the book for you!
OH MAN EASTER IS GOING TO ROCK ALL OF A SUDDEN.
