Lucy realizes that her life is not really interesting in excruciating detail, so this is her homage to brevity and LOLs.
Currently, she talks English at students in Hokkaido, Japan.
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Host: For 100 points, complete this famous saying, “Better late than…”
Blanche: Pregnant!
The Golden Girls 3x16 - Grab That Dough
(Via goodolddays, leatherpumpkin, unicornery)
(via fuckyeah4chan)
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”
(Via karmcity)
Texan constitutional amendment bans gay marriage... and all OTHER kinds of marriage (oops).
Via Friendly Atheist.
Totally kickass. And I don’t even do Movember. I’m a Moustache March guy myself.
Mobama (@BarackObama) poster for #Movember. This is so kickass!
“The Matrix” starring Charlie Chaplin.
(via tunah)
Ye Olde Google
WAHAHAHAHA “Google Earth Flat” and “Methinks Fortune Smileth Vpon Me”
I stopped behind this car at a red light and found myself wondering why Toyota did not make an exciting version of MY car. I know some people would pay good money for that!
